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proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

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scientificenterprise:

my role at family functions is to look the best and to drink the wine

thesassiestsamwinchester:

thegreatnarwhalsmuffin:

schmergo:

A Harry Potter AU where everything’s exactly the same, except the house elves look like Lord of the Rings elves and Dobby’s, like, played by Orlando Bloom. But they’re still not allowed to have clothes

orlando bloom hitting himself in the face with a lamp

twelve year old Daniel Radcliff shoving a nearly-naked Orlando Bloom into his closet

siriuslyrose:

I’m sorry but if you don’t think that James Sirius Potter, when told to be serious responded with ‘well sirius is my middle name’ than you are sadly mistaken

celsisus:

When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??

meladoodle:

We asked 20 strangers to fight eachother to the death for the first time. The results will warm your heart.

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lanturd:

sharkrobot:

lanturd:

THIS IS THE BEST EYE I HAVE EVER DRAWN OH MY GOD

now do the other one

you’re welcome
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calmbeforehiatus:

The year is 2059 and Fall out boy has just released their new album From under the Prune tree. Featuring hits like ” My blood sugar is going down”, “Golden years”, and their timeless classic “Thanks for the Dementia” 

shellfish-machiness:

You know who else is underrated? Owl City. This introverted guy who wrote a bunch of songs on his computer in his parents basement. With lyrics like “reality is a lovely place, but I wouldn’t wanna live there” and “please take a long hard look through your textbook, cause I’m history” and he tweets stuff like “got groceries. Enough social interaction for the week” and “girl I ain’t no astronaut, but I need a little space” and I love owl city