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captain-snow-bug:

swallowbitchpeoplearestarving:

swallowbitchpeoplearestarving:

we don’t just need feminism, we need lisa simpson feminism

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The best part about the Simpsons was it was written all by educated men that wanted to be comedians but saw things wrong with the world and wanted change.

thatpsychowriter:

standbyyourmantis:

thatpsychowriter:

thatpsychowriter:

i have to make a poster about “christopher columbus’s discovery of america” for school

i’m gonna have a real hard time holding back the sarcasm wish me luck

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i failed

Sometimes failure leads to the best sort of success.

y’all really like my homework dontcha

misguided-and-forgotten:

dragonkittyintheanomaly:

vermofftiss:

dictatorofturtles:

Sitting on top of tables is one of the most satisfying things, I don’t even know why it just feels so perfect.

Sitting on top of tables increases happiness by 5000%. I wonder if anyone actually knows why.

we’re all cats in disguise?

Yeah doing that in New Zealand is an insult to the Maori culture.
winchesters-dorky-angel:

This is pure gold
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maybenotboring:

and at no point has anyone thought “maybe we should not build a giant flammable goat this year”
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crowley : jerk
dean : bitch
me : i knew it was coming but I am still offended as fuck

mahbuddymycroft:

fivetail:

dopernose:

Back in prehistoric times it was just a free for all. God was putting antlers on everything and made 7 foot tall gophers with wings, it was a mess.

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Look at this poor, impractical bastard. 

The prehistoric era was God’s Deviantart stage.

Now he just hides all of his stupid-looking OCs in the ocean where no one can find them.

I can’t not reblog this